August 2009
0 posts
All your Questions--Answered
Its me—Your favorite baby’s mother.
-ROCKET
July 2009
8 posts
So as you all can see I’m on a music video purge. I’m just spewing it all out to ya. So check daily for something new.
N.A.S.A - Whachadoin? (feat. Spank Rock, M.I.A., Santogold & Nick Zinner)
“You lie, you lie, you lie”. I think I’m just gonna record the chorus and play it to every dude that opens his mouth. Whatchathink?
Me? Bitter? Nah, I’m just a...
Oooooh Lupe Fiasco with an english accent!!! Or Percivil Flats!!! Or whoever you want to pretend to be!!! I dont care I just keep on making music that I love.
[ Jane Doe ]
Kids, never talk to strangers…. unless it’s Cee-Lo dressed as a zebra. In that case go ahead! He’ll take you to a magical place with rainbows, butterflies, and Travi from Gym Class Heroes <3 <3 <3
[Jane Doe]
June 2009
8 posts
We only date boys wit tattoos.
And don’t try to pass with those temporary tattoos… we know the difference
Never make someone a priority when they don’t even value you enough to...
– Stolen from Mary Pryor’s facebook status
This is how I felt everyday I had to go into work. Thank God I got laid off.
Watching this makes me want to be a video girl
[Jane Doe]
May 2009
7 posts
IT'S NOT 'S YOU, IT'S ME ...
I’m not breaking up with you tumblr, I just think we need a lil space. I know we have been m.i.a. but we all are workin on BIG things and we can’t wait to share them all with ya ! Don’t think we don’t love you, cause you know we do. I hope in the meantime we can still be friends or at least get some on the side from time to time :/
[Jane Doe]
Fur in my Cap
A music video compilation of still images and motion—cool, I think so anyway
ROCKET…I will never leave you
Rob Roy “Fur In My Cap” Director: Ethan Lader from ethandirector on Vimeo.
WAMP WAMP
April 2009
52 posts
Entre Nos
Colombia, a woman, her two kids—and a no good man.
ROCKET
Naked Guy with weird penis
This is disturbing….What is that, for his middle? Gross! Anyway, this guy gets tasered by the cops for being naked in public. What a douche—
Naked Wizard Tased By Reality from Tracy Anderson on Vimeo.
I Like You So Much Better When You're Naked
Since they won’t let me embed the video in my previous post, here is the link to the video by Ida Maria: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cySmUjQB05I
[Jane Doe]
Ivory Coast's very own--BB DJ
This kid is to cute….from the Ivory Coast. Try to dance along.
Nicki Minaj
She’s HOT and she can rhyme. Nothing Blipsterish about her—she’s pretty much straight hood but I love it. Nicki Minaj let me shoot your first video!
This is a real posting on Craigslist Casual Encounters [don’t act like you’ve never been there]:
People with Herpes need love too
Speed dating sucked fat d*ck (understatement), but we looked amazing.
Look! Its-New York's Finest
A Blue thing and a pink gorilla
Water--Forgive me for finding humor
This is an awareness ad—but I still laughed
GOOD: Psycho Shower Scene (Dirty Version) by goodmagazine
Wait but, Black People don't Speed Date!
Ohhh yess we do. Ny Blipsters [yes all 3 of us] will be donning our most eclectic attire and gracing Harlem with our beautifous presence as we engage in…duh duh duh…speed dating. Yeah, it’s hard out here for a pimp. The innnanet sucks. Men in real life suck. Homo nerds suck. So we’re going to try men in 5 minute doses and see if we can’t find love before it finds...
Amanda Diva has Webisodes.
Check her out. She’s a funny gyal. Where does she get all that damn energy? Gatdamn.
[Ruler of Your Thoughts]
SNOOP DOG and-solange
I actually Like this…
The best thing Solange ever did—collab with Snoop Dog, on “I Decided”.
This track was never released publicly—i wonder why.
Sigh
staticquo:
Im tired of having to figure out what a man’s intentions might be. I’m a straight forward kind of chick. Let me know what you want and we’ll take it from there. Lonely, say it. Horny, say it. Just want some company, say it. The worst that can happen is you get an answer you may not want, but it’s better than playing yourself.